What do you expect?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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shows how much you know...
*heehee* That's pretty funny! :-)
Hi girls! I just discovered your blog a few weeks ago, and am already loving it! You all have an amazing sisterly affection and it shows!
C'mon Caleb show some compassion...
i will admit though that are these skills come in handy... :)
btw Antz I think the word you are looking for is chiv&*^%$
You aren't gonna start that up again, are you guys?!?! :)
Thanks for visiting Veronkia....have you ever visited SolaMind.com? Your name is familiar.
No - I meant compassion for the female species. I after much thought ernest concentration, I have found something that the females have on us... They're always right! :D
Okay, I get it now. I thought that Cab was starting the 'Tolkein Talk' again. But Pea #4 pointed out he was referring to the 'C' word. :)
And I think I detect some sarcasm in your comment, Ant. :)
I agree Antz :)
Katy-
Yes, as a matter of fact, I have! (Technically, I'm a member...but I've sort of forgotten about it. haha Real Life can do that to you! )
:-)
haha. great post katy! :)
That was great, lol! :-) Did y'all write it? And can I share it?
No, Katy found it on a website. You're more than welcome to use it.
update! update! c'mon there's 5 of you!
THATS SO FUNNY!!!
you need to update you blog, I haven't talked to Dani in a long time.
very funny
Danielle
You have 5 persons on ONE BLOG...and it's been a LONG time since you updated....I'm guessing you could do better.... :-)
are you guys gonna update sometime soon? just joking ;)
come on guys the are away you know...
they'll do better once they're back ;)
Well they're back,so....let's have it.
:)
they were gone?
:)
chant with me: *UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE*
Haha... that was a brilliant post. And Antz is right... although, I think he is. We're right.
Btw, I JUST discovered your blog. Thanks for the blessings.
Keep smiling!
I'm a woman and I don't think half of those are true. What an odd list....I never think of which way to turn something, I figure that out faster than my guy friends. I only have 3 pairs of shoes.
this is true,men are happier people because they choose to be happy.they live for themselves and not for other people.they do not worry about status,they make it a point that they enjoy their every moment.I enjoy being around them,they make good friends
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