Things you can only get away with on an elevator in front of people you'll never see again in your life

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
5. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
6. Meow occasionally.
7. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
8. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
9. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
10. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
11. As the elevator's descending, raise your arms like you're on a roller coaster and tell the other passengers "Look, no hands!"

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